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    Have You Found Jesus?


    A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river.

    He proceeds to walk down into the water and stand next to the preacher. The minister turns and notices the old drunk and says, "Mister, are you ready to find Jesus?"

    The drunk looks back and says, "Yes, Preacher, I sure am."

    The minister then dunks the fellow under the water and pulls him right back up. "Have you found Jesus?" the preacher asked.

    "Nooo, I didn't!" said the drunk.

    The preacher then dunks him under for quite a bit longer, brings him up and says, "Now, brother, have you found Jesus?"

    "Noooo, I have not, Reverend."

    The preacher in disgust holds the man under for at least 30 seconds this time, brings him out of the water and says in a harsh tone, "My God, man, have you found Jesus yet?"

    The old drunk wipes his eyes and says to the preacher, "Are you sure this is where he fell in?":


    اللهم احفظ المسجد الاقصى وارزقنا صلاة فيه

  • #2


    thank you sister
    سَلامٌ مِنْ صَبا بَرَدى أَرَقُّ ....ودمعٌ لا يُكَفْكَفُ يا دمشقُ

    ومَعْذِرَةَ اليراعةِ والقوافي .... جلاءُ الرِّزءِ عَنْ وَصْفٍ يُدَّقُ

    وذكرى عن خواطرِها لقلبي .... إليكِ تلفّتٌ أَبداً وخَفْقُ

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    • #3
      u welcome bother
      enshala ill tray to get list of them............
      hope u will enjoy it .................
      jazakom alah kher


      اللهم احفظ المسجد الاقصى وارزقنا صلاة فيه

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      • #4

        exellent my sister. we wait you for another
        may he try again to find jesus

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        • #5
          "ما ناظرت أحدا إلا وودت أن يظهر الله الحق على لسانه"

          الإمام الشافعي (رحمه الله)

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          • #6
            haahahha brother nour alden i dont think so


            no body can faind jesuse !!! !!


            اللهم احفظ المسجد الاقصى وارزقنا صلاة فيه

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            • #7
              Nine year old Joey was asked by his mother what he had learned at Sunday school.

              "Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt.

              When he got to the Red Sea, he had his engineers build a pontoon bridge and all the people walked across safely.

              "Then he used his walkie - talkie to radio headquarters for reinforcements. They sent bombers to blow up the bridge and all the Israelites were saved."

              "Now, Joey, is that really what your teacher taught you?" his mother asked.

              "Well, no, Mom. But if I told it the way the teacher did, you'd never believe it!"



              اللهم احفظ المسجد الاقصى وارزقنا صلاة فيه

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