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Jokes and wonders of the Bible
In the Name of God, Most Gracious, Most Merciful
Jokes and the wonders of the Bible
thanks to our brother sa3d
https://www.ebnmaryam.com/vb/t586.html
First Episode
Ezekiel 4 )New American Standard Bible)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/...4&version=NASB
12"You shall eat it as a barley cake, having baked it in their sight over human dung."
13Then the LORD said, "Thus will the sons of Israel eat their bread unclean among the nations where I will banish them."
14But I said, " Ah, Lord GOD! Behold, I have never been defiled; for from my youth until now I have never eaten what died of itself or was torn by beasts, nor has any unclean meat ever entered my mouth."
15Then He said to me, "See, I will give you cow's dung in place of human dung over which you will prepare your bread."
The man was eating his bread on human dung but God corrected his situation and give him cow’s dung instead of human dung

Isaiah 36 )New International Version)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/...36&version=NIV
12 But the commander replied, "Was it only to your master and you that my master sent me to say these things, and not to the men sitting on the wall—who, like you, will have to eat their own filth and drink their own urine?"

The men’s are eating their own filth and drinking their own urine
Deuteronomy 23)New American Standard Bible)
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/...3&version=NASB
13and you shall have a spade among your tools, and it shall be when you sit down outside, you shall dig with it and shall turn to cover up your excrement.
Why should he return to his faeces to cover them ?
What are the benefits of covering the stool ?
Why did he pass out his stool in an unsuitable place from the beginning ?
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