كوميديا معجزات الأقباط وقديسيهم

[عبد الله القبطى]

إلى الخنزير1980
هو ده اللى قدرت تعمله رداً على إقتباسات حقيقية من المواقع الخاصة بكنايسكم......

ما يتنصر الشيخ و لا يروح فى ستين داهية.....هذا لا يُضيرنا فى شيئ.....

بس رجاء لما تكدبوا كدبة، أحبكوها شوية علشان نصدقها....أو حتى عيّل فى KG1 ممكن يتصحك عليه بيها و يتنصر زى فضيلة الشيخ:

بص:

الصورة واضح إنها متلفقة....قوى قوى قوى.....الشيخ ما حلقش دقنه ليه؟...و لا مطول دقنه زى أبونا شنودة؟.... و لابس جلبية بيضة ليه زى بتوع الحجاج و مش حاطط صليب.....و الفرق فى الإضاءة عجيب، الظاهر أنه كان منّور لأنه لابس جلابية فوسفورى أو منّور بنور الرب يسوع.....لفقوا كويس بقى.....حتى فى الفوتوشوب بتغلطوا....طيب الأناجيل كانت حوالى سنة 100 ميلادية....لا كان فيه كمبيوتر و لا غيره علشان يظبط المسائل و يتلافى الكذب و الزوير الواضح و الفاضح....لكن مع وجود الكمبيوتر...لا عذر لكم...إصحوا بقى و فوقوا و إعملوا بلقمتكم!

ثانياً: بحثت فى الإنترنت كلها و فى الجوجل....لم أجد أثر لهذا الخبر إلى فى المواقع الصليبية فقط... و منها موقع البوصلة التى تنقل عنها....هى ال CNN , و ال BBC و و كالة المُخابرات المركزية ما عندهاش فكرة عن الخبر الفظيع ده.....مع أنه بقى له أكثر من سنّة..... و اليسوع، أمنتكم أهوه بالرب بحاله، تبعتوا email لهذه المحطات الإخبارية و المخابراتية اللى نايمة على ودانها علشان تصحى و تفوق زيكم!

إذا لم تستح فأفعل ما شئت!



و نقول بالإنجليزى علشان ما تزعلش:

mr. Swine1980:
Is this what you could do in response to the true excerpts and the true reference to what is actually present in the web sites of your churches!

Let the Sheikh be a christian or go to hell, it is his own business, and we do not care about this nonesense!

But please, when you tell a lie, try a bit harder to make it more acceptable, even for the mind of a little kid in KG1, then you will win the future; having KG1 converts!

Listen buddy:

The photo is evidently faked. A convert is always happy to prove his new identity ( review the change in appearance of Yusuf Islam aka. pop singer: Cat Stephens).... So the Sheikh has a long beard with a shaved moustache.... A long beard, can be swallowed, with a sip of water, for a convert ( he is trying to look like your today's pope and the near-future's saint (Shenouda).... but what about the shaven moustache. Also, the sheikh still wears a white Jilbab, which is a muslim Jilbab , ususally worn by Hajjs, with no cross or any sign of christianity at all. Also the difference in illumination between the Sheikh and the surrounding is astounding. Sorry to sasy thaty you make mistakes, faking photos with such an easy program like photoshop!.... Even in the era of computers, you still can not make a good forgery. Buddy, faking and forgery was hardly accepted in your new testament, we can say there was an excuse for the forgerers and fakers of the new testament, that their lies are so evident (no two statements referring to the same incident are identical , or tell the same sequence of events , or mentioning the same persons); that there were no computers then to remind the absent minded of how to make perfect lies. But now , you have no execuses. There are computers now. So buddy, you are doomed as eternal liars!

Second: I have searched the internet, using Google (both Arabic and English) , there was no mention of such incident at all, except in christian places, including your "faulty" compass (I think that your compass goes south instead of north!)...... Where is the CNN or the BBC, or does not the CIA know about this incident that is considered as a Tsunami for the Islamic faith. Are they dumb or dead, why does not anybody of you wake them up, even by email, so they can report this marvellous incident. I call on you, in the name of jesus (who is not christ), I beg you in the name of your god (jesus, not christ), to help spreading the truth and to wake the sleeping CNN, BBC and CIA, Pleeeeeeeeease (can not strain any more on begging you, otherwise, I'll pee!)

If you are a professional liar, and free of any sense of guilt or shame, do whatever you like (Arabic proverb)!

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