Jokes and wonders of the Bible

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شبكة الفرقان الإسلامية شبكة سبيل الإسلام شبكة كلمة سواء الدعوية منتديات حراس العقيدة
البشارة الإسلامية منتديات طريق الإيمان منتدى التوحيد مكتبة المهتدون
موقع الشيخ احمد ديدات تليفزيون الحقيقة شبكة برسوميات المرصد الإسلامي لمقاومة التنصير
غرفة الحوار الإسلامي المسيحي مكافح الشبهات شبكة الحقيقة الإسلامية موقع الدعوة الإسلامية
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    Quote Originally Posted by محبة الرحمن;402897[

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    God gets tired and had a rest after work[/COLOR]

    Do you believe that God rested after work?
    Why not?!!!!
    As long as God was Jesus, and he got tired many times!!!!!
    Moreover, he was hit and killed, so what strange if he got tired and rested after work like humen?!!!!!!!

    What kind of God is he?!!!!!

    Great job sister
    May Allah bless you
    من هنا نبدأ ... وفي الجنة نلتقي
    إن شاء الله

    نقره لتكبير أو تصغير الصورة ونقرتين لعرض الصورة في صفحة مستقلة بحجمها الطبيعي

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    السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاته

    تم تثبيت الموضوع أختنا الكريمة لما به من فائدة بالغة

    وفقكِ الله, ورزقك الفردوس الأعلى من الجنة
    من هنا نبدأ ... وفي الجنة نلتقي
    إن شاء الله

    نقره لتكبير أو تصغير الصورة ونقرتين لعرض الصورة في صفحة مستقلة بحجمها الطبيعي

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    Why not?!!!!
    As long as God was Jesus, and he got tired many times!!!!!
    Moreover, he was hit and killed, so what strange if he got tired and rested after work like humen?!!!!!!!

    What kind of God is he?!!!!!

    Great job sister
    May Allah bless you
    thank you brother

    really what kind of God is he ???


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    Episode 53


    How many animals were with Noah in the ark?

    Genesis 6 )New International Version)

    http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/...06&version=NIV
    You are to bring into the ark two of all living creatures, male and female, to keep them alive with you. 20 Two of every kind of bird, of every kind of animal and of every kind of creature that moves along the ground will come to you to be kept alive

    That means that Noah took with him two of every animal, male and female



    Genesis 7)New International Version)
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    2 Take with you seven of every kind of clean animal, a male and its mate, and two of every kind of unclean animal, a male and its mate

    Then the writer change his opinion and make Noah took with him fourteen of each clean animal and two of every unclean animal






    Genesis 7 )New International Version)
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    8 Pairs of clean and unclean animals, of birds and of all creatures that move along the ground, 9 male and female, came to Noah and entered the ark, as God had commanded Noah.

    And then the writter changed his mind once again he said that Noah took with him two of every animal, whether clean or unclean .




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    الاخت الفاضلة محبة الرحمن بارك الله فيك وادخلك جناته...لقد نسخت بحثك ووضعته على الفيس بوك الخاص بي لكثرة الاشخاص المسيحون الذين اعرفهم للاستفادة واظهار الحقيقة وارجوا ان لا تكون في هذا اي مشكلة وفي نفس الوقت انى سوف اضع اسمك هناك واقول انه منقول وشكراً

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    thank you brother

    really what kind of God is he ???

    He is the kind of God who made us in His image and likeness and we need rest. God resting doesn't necessarily mean He was or got tired; it could mean he stopped doing what He was doing. Stop looking for problems with the Bible and God, because if you continue, God will send a delusion that you might continue believing a lie.

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    BTW, you shouldn't use titles that you wouldn't want used on the Quran.

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    Burninglight.. You are braver than I. Threads like this are so distasteful I tend to avoid them.

    If we are to judge by the fruits.. Well... A huge cause for sadness. The fact that muslims believe they are doing a good thing here by being so insulting to Gods Word.. Should we see that as a standard to judge Islam? I would hope not ..

    God bless you.

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    Burninglight.. You are braver than I. Threads like this are so distasteful I tend to avoid them.
    If we are to judge by the fruits.. Well... A huge cause for sadness. The fact that muslims believe they are doing a good thing here by being so insulting to Gods Word.. Should we see that as a standard to judge Islam? I would hope not ..
    God bless you.

    Where are the insults here !
    everything that was said is a " divine revelation" inspired by the holy ghost !

    2Timothy 3 : 16

    All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness .




    نقره لتكبير أو تصغير الصورة ونقرتين لعرض الصورة في صفحة مستقلة بحجمها الطبيعي



    نقره لتكبير أو تصغير الصورة ونقرتين لعرض الصورة في صفحة مستقلة بحجمها الطبيعي

    أنقر(ي) فضلا أدناه :


    نقره لتكبير أو تصغير الصورة ونقرتين لعرض الصورة في صفحة مستقلة بحجمها الطبيعي



    نقره لتكبير أو تصغير الصورة ونقرتين لعرض الصورة في صفحة مستقلة بحجمها الطبيعي



    اللهمّ اهدنا و اهد بنا ،

    اللهمّ لا سهل إلا ما جعلته سهلاً، وأنت تجعل الحزن إذا شئت يارب سهلاً، اللهمّ سهّل علينا أمورنا واجعل أعمالنا خالصة لوجهك الكريم نلقاك بها يارب يوم
    الدين.

    آمين... آمين... آمين.



    نقره لتكبير أو تصغير الصورة ونقرتين لعرض الصورة في صفحة مستقلة بحجمها الطبيعي



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    Where are the insults here !
    everything that was said is a " divine revelation" inspired by the holy ghost !

    2Timothy 3 : 16

    All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness .


    Brother اسلامي عزي , remember who you are talking to , Christians!! they do not know half of what is written in their books!!!

    This is why most of them when they debate here and cannot answer, they try to lie or avoid the subject which what Burninglight kept doing every time he wrote a response !!!! If they are cornered and have no escape , they reside to cursing .

    Jazak Allah Khair brother
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