Jokes and wonders of the Bible

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    Episode 34

    The testimony of jesus , valid or not valid

    John 5 )New International Version)
    http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/...05&version=NIV

    31"If I testify about myself, my testimony is not valid

    John 8 )New International Version)
    http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/...08&version=NIV

    14Jesus answered, "Even if I testify on my own behalf, my testimony is valid


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    Episode 35

    Did Jesus die before or after the curtain of the temple was torn?

    1- before
    Matthew 27 )New International Version)
    http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/...27&version=NIV
    50And when Jesus had cried out again in a loud voice, he gave up his spirit. 51At that moment the curtain of the temple was torn in two from top to bottom.

    2- after

    Luke 23 )New International Version)
    http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/...23&version=NIV

    45for the sun stopped shining. And the curtain of the temple was torn in two. 46Jesus called out with a loud voice, "Father, into your hands I commit my spirit." When he had said this, he breathed his last.

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    Episode 36


    Did Jesus ascend to Paradise the same day of the crucifixion?


    1- yes . He said to the thief who defended him, Today you will be with me in Paradise
    Luke 23 )New International Version)

    http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/...23&version=NIV

    43Jesus answered him, "I tell you the truth, today you will be with me in paradise."

    2- No. He said to Mary Magdelene two days later, I have not yet ascended to the Father
    John 20 )New International Version)
    http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/...20&version=NIV
    17Jesus said, "Do not hold on to me, for I have not yet returned to the Father. Go instead to my brothers and tell them, 'I am returning to my Father and your Father, to my God and your God.' "

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    Episode 37


    How did Judas die?

    1- After he threw the money into the temple he went away and hanged himself


    Matthew 27 )New International Version)
    http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/...27&version=NIV

    5So Judas threw the money into the temple and left. Then he went away and hanged himself
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    2- After he bought the field with the price of his evil deed he fell headlong and burst open in the middle and all his bowels gushed out


    Acts 1 )New International Version)
    http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/...01&version=NIV

    18(With the reward he got for his wickedness, Judas bought a field; there he fell headlong, his body burst open and all his intestines spilled out.

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    Episode 38

    According to the gospels, what were the last words of Jesus before he died?

    1- Father, into thy hands I commit my spirit!

    Luke 23 )New International Version)

    http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/...23&version=NIV

    46Jesus called out with a loud voice, "Father, into your hands I commit my spirit." When he had said this, he breathed his last.

    2- "It is finished"

    John 19 )New International Version)
    http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/...19&version=NIV

    30When he had received the drink, Jesus said, "It is finished." With that, he bowed his head and gave up his spirit.

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    Episode 39

    Matthew didn’t write the Gospel of Matthew!
    Matthew 9 )New International Version)

    http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/...09&version=NIV

    9As Jesus went on from there, he saw a man named Matthew sitting at the tax collector's booth. "Follow me," he told him, and Matthew got up and followed him.

    O People of the Cross where are your brains?????


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    Episode 40

    Luke had never seen jesus


    Luke 1 )New International Version)
    http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/...01&version=NIV

    1Many have undertaken to draw up an account of the things that have been fulfilled among us, 2just as they were handed down to us by those who from the first were eyewitnesses and servants of the word. 3Therefore, since I myself have carefully investigated everything from the beginning, it seemed good also to me to write an orderly account for you, most

    As you can see that luke ( who was not one of the twelve Disciples and didn’t meet jesus at all) was not a witness to the life of jesus (peace be upon him) and that the information was gathered from eyewitnesses, and that the words are not inspired to him from God almighty

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    Episode 41


    How many singers accompanied the assembly?


    1- Two hundred
    Ezra 2)New International Version)

    http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/...02&version=NIV
    65 besides their 7,337 menservants and maidservants; and they also had 200 men and women singers


    2- Two hundred and forty-five
    Nehemiah 7 )New International Version)
    http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/...07&version=NIV


    67 besides their 7,337 menservants and maidservants; and they also had 245 men and women singers

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    Episode 42


    people the Gospel between your hands was written after the raise of Christ
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    It is well known that the first Christians Gospel is the Gospel of Mark, which was written about 60-75 AD.
    That is forty years after the raise of Christ and that means that even Christ himself knows nothing about the Gospel that exists between their hands
    !

    So how did they explain that ?



    Mark 8 )New International Version)
    http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/...08&version=NIV

    35For whoever wants to save his life will lose it, but whoever loses his life for me and for the gospel will save it

    Matthew 26 )New International Version)
    http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/...26&version=NIV


    13I tell you the truth, wherever this gospel is preached throughout the world, what she has done will also be told, in memory of her."

    But as we can see that the Gospel Between our hands those days is not the one that was with Christ
    So where is the Gospel of Christ
    ????


    Where is the Gospel that Christ was talking about ???
    Their was a Gospel with him but where can we find it now ??

    There was a gospel before the raise of Christ . so where is that Gospel ?

    Not the Gospels of Mark , Luke , Matthew and John that were written years latter after the raise of Christ

    What does the Quran say about that ?
    When was the Gospel handled to Christ before or after his raise ?

    Surah 5
    110. Then will Allah say: "O Jesus the son of Mary! Recount My favour to thee and to thy mother. Behold! I strengthened thee with the holy spirit, so that thou didst speak to the people in childhood and in maturity. Behold! I taught thee the Book and Wisdom, the Law and the Gospel and behold! thou makest out of clay, as it were, the figure of a bird, by My leave, and thou breathest into it and it becometh a bird by My leave, and thou healest those born blind, and the lepers, by My leave. And behold! thou bringest forth the dead by My leave. And behold! I did restrain the Children of Israel from (violence to) thee when thou didst show them the clear Signs, and the unbelievers among them said: 'This is nothing but evident magic
    .'


    So we can’t believe in the Gospel until they Bring the Gospel of Christ and not the Gospels of Mark , Luke , Matthew and John

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    Episode 43

    The Bible denies the idea of inherited sin

    Deuteronomy 24 )New International Version)

    http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/...24&version=NIV

    16 Fathers shall not be put to death for their children, nor children put to death for their fathers; each is to die for his own sin.
    Jeremiah 31 )New International Version)

    http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/...31&version=NIV

    29 "In those days people will no longer say,
    'The fathers have eaten sour grapes,
    and the children's teeth are set on edge.'
    30 Instead, everyone will die for his own sin; whoever eats sour grapes—his own teeth will be set on edge.

    Ezekiel 18 )New International Version)
    http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/...18&version=NIV

    19 "Yet you ask, 'Why does the son not share the guilt of his father?' Since the son has done what is just and right and has been careful to keep all my decrees, he will surely live. 20 The soul who sins is the one who will die. The son will not share the guilt of the father, nor will the father share the guilt of the son. The righteousness of the righteous man will be credited to him, and the wickedness of the wicked will be charged against him.

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